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boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

mylesxmcgehee:

HAHAHAH IM DYING

fleur-ethereal:

You are twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.

how romantic